all i fucking care about anymore is rooster teeth
when i was 6 years old i was being babysat by some girls down the street and they were talking about their friend who got pregnant and I was like “what’s pregnant” and they were like “it means fat” so when i got in the car with my dad to go home i was like “dad, i’m pregnant” and he hit he breaks and looked at me so mortified for about 5 minutes and then said “rin you’re fucking six years old” and then kept driving
The witch’s pantry
#is he the witch or is he the witch’s sidekick #bored lil college student earning minimum wage chopping up salamander livers and reorganising the ingredients jars into alphabetical order #putting ‘best before’ dates on all the labels #”i can’t believe she was keeping the HUMAN EYEBALLS with the NIGHTSHADE ugh”#better than starbucks (via queerpotters)
REBLOG if you ever played this
DUDE EVERYONE I TALK TO KNOWS NOTHING OF THIS AMAZING GAME. I WANNA BE LIKE WHAT HAPPENED IN YOUR CHILDHOOD THAT YOU DIDNT PLAY THIS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUUUU
if you never played this, you need to get out from under the rock in which you live
this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here.
did you just
This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.
I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
so okay i work at a thrift store and we have this christmas display up and someone donated these “spinning poinsettias” and i guess no one checked the batteries and oh my god merry christmas everyone
rocking around the T H E F I E R Y P I T S O F H E L L
Technically, if the amount of universes are infinite, then there’s an infinite number of you dating Gavin Free.
I could be dating everyone on the planet right now.
There could be a parallel universe where you’re on a date with Gavin Free while riding a dinosaur right now.
infinite Gavin Free kisses
We’re all dating Gavin Free right now.